Tweetrans 121224

Dancho: Thank you very much! And then, please treat me kindly on Masato-san's birthday on the 12/29 which is the first time I'm announcing!(＾ω＾)(to masatoism wishing him happy bday).

Dancho: Thanks Hoshita-kun! I'm really thankful(´；ω；｀)(to G_TAKUYA wishing him happy bday and saying that its expected of Dancho to have so many wishes).

Dancho: Well then, my time is over(＾ω＾)The normal business will return from tomorrow again. Tomorrow is also work! I'll do my best!! Good night!!

Dancho: Oh, and Merry Christmas!(＾ω＾)

Dancho: [Fixed&Spreading Wanted] DVD Preview. Everyone watch it ok! And if you have interest in it, buy it ok!(＾ω＾) NoGoD／THE 10TH ATTACK（2012.7.4RELEASE） http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXJyIxWzInY&sns=tw …

Dancho: Everyone, are you fully enjoying yourselves the holy night?(＾ω＾)

Dancho: That's true, the people on twitter now are free people like me. Yep, I'm NoGod. I've no obligation to celebrate Christ's birthday. However, I wanna make out with a girl. However, work nau.

Dancho: [Notice] The details are up on the blog but I, Dancho will be suddenly joining defspiral's MASATO-san's bday event held on 12/29 at Shibuya WWW!(＾ω＾)Look forward to it!!

Dancho: Going through the birthday offerings I received from the believers yesterday. This spectacles stand is lovely. p.twipple.jp/kPOnZ 

ShuU: my phone is spoilt again... should I change it to iPhone already... are you serious. I can't type!!

ShuU said he seriously feel like dying just typing the letters xD

ShuU: Lately I changed from XPERIA to GALAXY but... my compatibility with them sucks... I wanna eat cake...

Dancho: Hand-knitted Dan-chan doll! This has been decided to be on display at Dancho zone!p.twipple.jp/QFjZq

Tatsuro: So sleepy.

Tatsuro: Seriously so sleepy.

Tatsuro: May everyone have a good year ahead m(__)m

Tatsuro: That's how sleepy I am m(__)m (to SKULLSHIT_OTK saying that he's so fast in wishing the fans).

Yukke: Merr-y Christmas （◎∀◎）

Yukke: Should I eat at least a cake... （´◎ー◎）

Yukke: I've liked Mont Blanc for 1 year now! （◎∀◎）(to a fan asking him what cake will he buy).

Yukke: I love that!!（◎∀◎）So delicious!(to a fan saying that the 7/11 mont blancs are delicious).

Yukke: Nope... I'll just look at a picture of the mont blanc and pass time... （◎∀◎）It's so cold right~

Yukke: I'll look at chestnuts and spend my Christmas... When you abbreviate it, it'll be kurisumasu... (to himself)

TN (ITHINK): chestnuts = kuri, 
spend time/pass = sugosu,
get over with/finish = sumasu.
So his Christmas is going to end with Yukke looking at chestnuts = kuri + sumasu = kurisumasu.

Yukke: (Oh yeah, that's right...)(to a fan tweeting him the kanji writing of 'end with looking at chestnuts' and asking him isn't that better).

Yukke: I'm gonna spend my time at home with all my hair standing.（◎∀◎）

Yukke: You said a joke again eh. (to Tatsuro wishing the fans a good year ahead).

Yukke: Yep!(to a fan showing him a pic and asking him if it's something like that).

Yukke: Look forward to it in the magazine!（◎∀◎）(to a fan asking if there isn't any pictures of Yukke's FC event).

Tatsuro: Has Fukuno wiped his butt after pooping? (to Yukke saying he said a joke again).

TN: fuku = to wipe,
adding a 'no' makes it a question form, therefore the question form of to wipe, Fukuno has the same pronunciation of the name Fukuno. It's a kind of joke to use same sounding words in a same sentence yet makes sense.

Tatsuro: Hyaaaahhaaaaa!!!

Yukke: There's a mark left behind after pressing a 100yen coin to my forehead lol funny lol no X'mas party lol （◎∀◎）Hyahha!

Yukke: Currency noodles! That's probably a good idea!（◎∀◎）(to a fan asking him to try out all the coins).

Tatsuro: Lately it's been too cold that my tempur-pedic pillow has been hardening.

Tatsuro: I really want that! (to a fan telling him that the technogel pillow is good).